27 superficial things I hate in no particular order

1. Chomping!!
2. Clutter
3. Family Guy
4. Pretty much any adult animated sitcom series
5. Bad breath
6. Stains
7. Telemarketers
8. Shameless self-promoters
9. Cars w/o air conditioning
10. Laundry
11. Junk drawers
12. When my car is filthy
13. Huge, below the surface zits that take forever to go away
14. Being awoken from a perfect sleep in a startling, unsettling way
15. Dreams that leave you feeling uneasy, and felt eerily realistic
16. When people don't just tell you when they are irritated or mad at you
17. Money-is-everything mentality
18. Gum that dissolves in your mouth after only a short time of chewing
19. Plants that die despite your best efforts to nourish and keep them alive
20. Vanilla flavored toothpaste
21. Funky smelling laundry
22. Bad smelling cars with no identifiable source of odor
23. Books with disappointing endings
24. People who are completely unaware of their self-centeredness
25. Powdered milk
26. Blow outs (on my babies.... or anyone really)

and last but not least

27. Only moderately talented singers/actors that are paid millions for their talent

I thought this might be hard, but I could have easily gone on.